The Fiver | Precisely how many apologies are enough apologies?

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There are an uncanny number of links between West Brom bench bandit Alan Pardew and religion. Pardew’s surname itself, of course. At Crystal Palace his chairman was called Parish, defined as “a small administrative district typically having its own church and a priest or pastor”. Just as Jesus is associated with John the Baptist, Pardew is close to John the Carver. The bits at the end of the phrases “played 27”, “won three” and “lost 13” are all numbers. The mass departure of West Brom fans towards the end of yet another defeat can be defined as an “exodus”. The Fiver isn’t sure what a deuteronomy is, but Pardew almost certainly has one of those as well, in the back of a cupboard somewhere, next to his leviticus.

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from Football | The Guardian https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/feb/23/the-fiver-alan-pardew-west-brom

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